One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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