I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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