Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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