Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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