forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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