spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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