how can u be prego again
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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