She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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