Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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