More tranny stories later!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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