I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there's paper in my vomit.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
