even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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