Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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