don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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