Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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