five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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