i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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