She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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