I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
should my penis look like a turkey
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So vagazzling was a success
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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