please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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