We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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