if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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