I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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