your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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