Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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