Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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