there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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