if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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