didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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