I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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