tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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