I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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