yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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