It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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