We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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