yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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