Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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