This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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