yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
