...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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