i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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