i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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