i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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