census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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