did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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