I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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