I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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