Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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