you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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