I want to walk on stilts...naked
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am naked and annoyed.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
