After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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